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Jason Merkelbach lives in Moreno Valley, California. He works at Ralphs and is currently single. This website is a little biography about him and his life. |
Hobbies: Jason likes to wank his winkler, watch pornos, go to Spearmint Rhino, and generally have a horny time.
Net Worth - Jason is currently worth about 200 bucks. YOu can buy him if you wish.
A Little About Him: Jason tries to be a gangster but he's really a sweet boy. He likes to pick flowers, drink slim fast, and use very expensive lotion from very expensive places.
Some Gossip: It was believed that Jason was a homosexual for quite some time. However, it has been proven false as he was given a double blinded placebo test where the results proved that his homosexuality was at 49.99% which is, obviously, under 50%. So for now he's straight.
